Just for fun today, here’s a snippet from a suspect interview, from Con Job.
“So you had nothing against her?”
“Well, this is probably stupid to say while her murder’s being investigated, but I can’t honestly say that. She wasn’t a nice person. I’d rather stick a fork in my ear than spend another Thanksgiving with her. But it’s a lot easier for me to just skip Thanksgiving than to kill her.”
Sometimes all that keeps us from becoming supervillains is laziness. I mean, we COULD take over the world, of course, but the couch is so comfy and home has chocolate and lovely beverages and all…